In my next life I shall be a superhero, and my name shall be "Bootylicious."
This morning, I was actually giddy about getting to wear my capri pants for the first time all year. I was thinking about spring and how nice it is to wear pants that don't reach my ankles, and other nice, spring-like thoughts. I suppose I had forgotten that these particular capris are, well, ill-fitting. As in, my booty hangs out the back when I sit down. Yeah. I'm not so giddy anymore.