June 9th, 2011

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Adventures of a Hot Mess

I had on my cutest sundress. My pony tail was appropriately bouncy. I even had makeup on. So it made perfect sense to me that the cute guy in line next to me at the coffee shop was smiling at me.

I smiled back, reaching for my coffee.

And realized he wasn't so much smiling at me as trying not to laugh at the fact that one of my removable bra straps had come unhooked was dangling out from under my arm.

Yeah. It gets worse. I tried to descretely wiggle it inside my dress, and in the process, the other side came unhooked.