May 12th, 2010

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The Right Hand Freckle

During my last physical my doctor said something like, "You're extra freckly." I didn't think anything of it. Eye doctors tell me I'm "extra nearsighted," and your boyfriend tells me I'm "extra hot," so you know, I just figured I'm special.

But now, it's bugging me.

I got a new freckle on the palm of my right hand. Who gets freckles there? Is this like that time I got a gray hair growing out of the middle of my forehead, because if so I would like to object. I'm not down with being a medical oddity. I'm odd enough as I am.