November 18th, 2004

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I'm So Funny

I think there's a "Your mama" joke in that subject somewhere, but...

Anyway, thought I'd share the text of some emails I've been sending to my friend Amy in honor of her birthday week - cause they make me laugh and her think I need medicating. And that's comedy people. And then I thought, well, if I share them they wouldn't be personal and special anymore, would they? No, just fodder for my legions of adoring fans. So I've decided to excerpt them into a few short sentences...

Email #1: Porcupines in uncomfortable places.

Email #2: Acrobatic midgets.

Email #3: The lyrics to "Happy Birthday" as sung by New Kids on the Block.

Email #4: Two Words: Elvis. Elephant.


I know, I'm hysterical.