April 6th, 2004

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Pop Quiz

Reading eyecouldbee's journal, I came across a pretty good quiz. However, as good as it was, it didn't ask the kind of questions I wanted to know. So I wrote my own.

Pop Quiz

1. What is you opinion of Snoop Dogg?

2. If you could have any celebrity over to your house for a meal, who would it be and what would you serve? Points for originality.

3. If you were stranded on a deserted island with Katie Couric and Diane Sawyer which one would you kill?

4. Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi or Tab?

5. What’s the best name you can think for a person? Ever met anyone with that name?

6. What’s the last book you read? Summarize it in a few blatantly sarcastic sentences.

7. If you were a superhero, what would your super power be? Which superheroes would you choose as your super friends?

These are my answers:

1. I love Snoop Dogg. I’ve named my favorite new dessert after him, as in “I think I need another Snoop Dogg.”

2. Clay Aiken. Menu: Waffles (obviously). Alternately, I’d have The Rock over for chocolate chip cookies, or Trot Nixon over for donuts.

3. Katie Couric. I don’t want to be stranded on a dessert island with anyone who has nationally broadcast her colonoscopy, no matter how much good it did for public awareness. Also, Diane Sawyer loves Clay Aiken, so we’d have something to talk about.

4. Tab. Tab is love.

5. I once worked a doctor’s office were we had a file on a woman named “Cherry Pieiter.”

6.“Thoroughly Kissed.” Uptight History Professor meets woman who claims to be Sleeping Beauty. Author has terribly confused Sleeping Beauty with Snow White. Most egregiously, the version of Snow White she uses is the Disney version. Cigarette smoking magical dwarf convinces the UHP to take SB/SW to Oregon on a road trip. Chaos ensues, cats talk, Custer’s ghost gets the tar beaten out of him, and the three Fates watch too much television.

7. I’d like to be able to slow down time and alternately to fast forward it when needed. My Super Friends would be She-Ra, Wonder Woman and Super Girl, and we’d all wear kick-ass red boots.

Humor me and take the quiz.
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Two Things

1. Yesterday's best MTV comment: Coral, "I wear a 32 double-D bra. One breast alone could beat the crap out of her." I've decided, despite the fact that she annoys me and scares me a little, I will champion Coral on all future Real World/Road Rules Challenges. God knows she'll be in enough of them. I hope she kicks Julie's over-tanned, blue eyeshadow wearing booty.

2. I forgot to mention: I got to see the morgue at work last week. Not nearly as creepy as you might think. It was actually very normal. Okay, so there were two dead people in a drawer not three feet from me, but it wasn't morgue on TV creepy. A. The tile was not green. B. The light was not low. C. Yes it was on the ground floor, but not in the neather regions of the basement. Oh, and D. It's sort of looked like pet groomers, to be honest.