March 22nd, 2004

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I had a strange fear this morning as I walked into work. I was pretty sure there was an extra piece of clothing static clung to the inside of my skirt. Turns out, it wasn't true. Nothing. I checked. However, had there been something there, I wouldn't have been surprised. Twice when I was in high school I arrived at school to discover that one of my bras was hanging on for dear life to my sweater. Thus, all morning, I've been waiting for something else embarrassing to happen. If there's no underwear clinging to me - God only knows what else it could be.

I put up a posting on Craig's List to start a writing group - but wouldn't you know the only response I've gotten so far is from someone calling themselves "Coach K" who wants me to "help with lot of project." Sad. So, if anyone out there is interested in getting together to swap fiction and pretend they know something about writing, let me know. I've envisioned a group that would sustain itself with caffine and throw around a lot of big words before we get into discussions that matter - like of all the things we'll buy once we sell out, and my favorite topic, who will star in the Lifetime Original Movie of our work. In other words, it should be a fun group that really wants to share writing with one another.

Oh, and by the way, no matter what the topic of my book that becomes a Lifetime Originial Movie - Tori Spelling is always under consideration. I'm just putting that out there.